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The last plate

The weather took a turn and it felt right, you could feel the humidity rise and it became a hot a sticky drive down to Brighton. You really have to trust your instincts and go with the flow, even though it was overcast and dull in Essex, who knows what it would be like when…

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The Bodhisattva

I had been told about this WW2 Mine station on the mouth of the Crouch Estuary, so I had a look on Google maps and set of for Burnham-on Crouch. I decided to park up at the Royal Corinthian Yacht Club and walk from there along the sea wall. What appeared on Google maps not…

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The Effect of Urbanization

I can’t tell where your back ends and your butt begins. Everyone touched each other’s butts, and it was great. I guess she doesn’t like wearing clothes. Just when I think I’m out, those cheeks pull me right back in. My boob? Sausage leather belts. This is where I thrash. Butts. Let’s raise our glasses!…

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Massey Hall

I’ll wave at you every day. He did? That’s the sleaziest, sneakiest, most romantic thing anyone’s ever done to me. You’re right. I’m a firestarter and a jinx. I’m going to destroy this whole family. This is where I thrash. Buns…sen. I’m gonna write the most erotic, graphic, freakiest friend fiction ever. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Chad the…

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Thank you zombie boyfriends. So I think I’m being attacked by zombies and I start screaming, ‘Do you wanna make out?’ And I make out with it. Gene, you saved us. I owe you my life. Everyone touched each other’s butts, and it was great. This is such a snore-gasm. Do you think horses get…

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